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1. What do cowgirls call midnight?
High moon.

2. What do you call a happy cowgirl?
A jolly rancher.

3. How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
A tractor beam.

4. What do ghost cowboys wear?
Booo-ts!

5. What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your partner, dog and your job back.

6. What do cowboys put on their salads?
Ranch dressing.

7. How did the cowgirl save so much money?
Her horse gave her a couple of bucks every day.

8. Why was the cowboy sad?
He couldn’t giddy-up.

9. Why do cowboys always ride horses?
Because they’re far too heavy to carry!

10. What did the Jedi say to the cowboy?
May the horse be with you.

11. Did you hear about the cowboy who worked in a bank?
He was the loan ranger.

12. Why can’t cowboys ever get it right in math class?
Because they’re always rounding things up.

13. What’s a cowgirl’s favorite car?
A Cattle-lack!

14. How does a cowboy arrive at a hockey game?
On his zam-pony!

15. Where do cowboys cook their meals?
On the range.

16. Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border, in Canada?
Just aboot.

17. How did the cowboy survive the stampede?
He had herd immunity.

18. Is Africa by Toto country music?
No, it’s continent music.

19. In what fashion does a cowboy arrive at a hockey game?
He usually arrives in a zam-pony!

20. As a cowboy, which is the first thing that a guy learns while filling up a canteen?
The first rule that he knows is to go upstream from the herd!

21. What do cowboys do to calm down while looking over their cattle?
They listen to some country moosic!

22. Why are cowboys always funny and smiling?
Because they get many laughs by simply horsing around!

23. Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job?
He couldn’t keep his calves together!

24. What does it mean when a cowboy finds a horseshoe?
His horse is walking around in his socks!

25. Why are cowboy hats curled on the sides?
So three of them could sit in a truck.

26. What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Doggone!

27. Where do cowboys feed their herd lunch?
The calf-eteria.

28. What’s it called when cowboys eat beans at high noon?
A toot-out at the O.K. Corral.

29. What should a cowboy do when his ranch floods?
Start raising seahorses.

30. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
He wanted to get along little doggie.

31. How many country musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to actually change the lightbulb and three to sing a song about how good the old one used to be.